1. somewhereno-oneknows:

    shes clearly smoking some stronger shit if her fucking dog is talking to her

    (via dieforapie)

     

  2. y2kid:

    i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

    (via dieforapie)

     
  3. facts-i-just-made-up:

    Master Post of the best of the great “Show us your dick”-a-thon of 2014.

    Here’s the previous one.

    (via queenofthecoma)

     

  4. sashaforthewin:

    unclewhisky:

    clannyphantom:

    if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

    As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.

    You are a mermaid, sir

    (via isis-)

     

  5. so i’m leaving for a week, won’t be blogging much 

     
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  7. assbutt-in-the-garrison:

    greeneyedthing:

    texasenchantment:

    mediamattersforamerica:

    How Fox News covered women’s issues this morning. 

    *checks the date to make sure it is still 2014* 

    what

    is… is this for fucking real…?

    (via frecklednoseboy)

     
  8. (Source: oreohara, via hotwhiteguy)

     
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  10. itsawond3rful-life:

    sincerely-harry:

    my baby brother was really upset so

    he was crying

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    until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop

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    Best post on tumblr omg

    (Source: legeniall, via frecklednoseboy)

     
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  12. ruinedchildhood:

    this show was fucked up.

    (via ohmyitsria)

     
  13. (Source: 6deuce, via hotwhiteguy)

     
  14. (Source: daddywhorebucks)

     

  15. ymirsama:

    why do guys ask what color your bra is like what you gonna jack off to the color beige

    (Source: suzuoya, via time-doesnt-wait-for-me)