1. herriestiles:

    shelterfromcold:

    two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.

    this literally took me forever to get

    (via a-sexxy-serial-killer)

     
  2. vtforpedro:

    Good god why is this cracking me up so much

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via only-evolutions)

     
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  5. (Source: amoursteph, via tyleroakley)

     
  6. (Source: emmyshirt, via mrs-manbearpig)

     
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  8. violetholiday:

    mainsstream-teenss:

    The best ever episode of catfish

    He was so crazy 😱

    (via sharknadoe)

     

  9. scaredpotter:

    the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter

    (via the-perpetual-fangirl)

     
  10. (Source: gifthetv, via sextronautt)

     
  11. monetizeyourcat:

    what is nasa trying to hide

    (via moocowbottle)

     
  12. (via tuhree)

     

  13. Me as a porn star

    toyota:

    *gets emotionally attached to everyone i perform a scene with*

    (via sextronautt)

     
  14. telapathetic:

    career aspirations

    (Source: telapathetic, via jackballs)

     
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