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  2. (Source: fyspringfield, via buttcramps)

     
  3. dlubes:

    dont-forget-the-salt:

    dlubes:

    iamcaswinchester:

    dlubes:

    caskles:

    dlubes:

    who knew a card in cards against humanity could remind me of high school

    Did you mean supernatural

    no i meant high school honestly why do you guys do this

    I think you mean supernatural

    i literally do not

    I’m pretty sure you do mean supernatural

    IM SORRY YOUR FANDOM SUCKS AND MAKES EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM AND IM SORRY THE WRITERS OF YOUR FAVORITE SHOW ARE TOO HOMOPHOBIC TO POSSIBLY MAKE ANY OF THEIR MAIN CHARACTERS LGBT+ AND IM SORRY THEY QUEERBAIT INTO OBLIVION LIKE IM VERY SORRY

    (via firelorcl)

     
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  5. lnsomaniac:

    uniteed:

    Instead of calling girls thirsty, we should call them D Hydrated.

    The future is now

    (via hufflepufpass)

     

  6. i like to play a game called “Where Have I Heard That Voice Actor Before”

    (Source: darthxochitl, via nguruvilu)

     
  7. (Source: becketts, via saviginda)

     

  8. willyoulovemeh:

    I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.

    (via howls-moving-nipples)

     
  9. iwillmindfuckyou:

    LOOK AT THE STICKER I FOUND AT A BALINESE MARKET

    (via hoqvvarts)

     

  10. estpolis:

    people say lmao a lot nowadays but no one says rofl anymore and its weird cause back in the day rofl and lmao used to be interchangeable and if you were a risktaker youd combine them into roflmao but now everyones dropped rofl. its probably for the best but i cant help but be nostalgic.

    (via passthecocaine)

     
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  12. ven0moth:

    im so ugly can i have a refund

    (via itsyaboysatan)

     

  13. jasonttodd:

    callmekitto:

    crackiswhacksherlock:

    moriarty:

    jashuwa:

    moriarty:

    what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt

    Wait there are toilets like that?

    image

    what an incredible experience it must be

    im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt

    (via xwtfisthisx)

     
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  15. alesusknowles:

    Me Being Born

    image

    (Source: quarrterquels, via xwtfisthisx)